Office! Office! Office!

Colleague 1: are you using that charger ? if not , give it to me.
Colleague 2: I am using it.
Colleague 1: "thoda jaldi karna "

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Colleague  1: "ek kaam hai"
Colleague  2: " 7 30 pm dude. main nikal raha hoon"
Colleague  1: "lekin e bahut hi important hain"
Colleague  2: "accha .. bata kya kaam hai"
Colleague  1: " (Goes into detail about the description).. aaram se karle koi jaldi nahin hain.. lekin kal subah tak code live karna hain "

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Colleague  1: "Something's must be done about your hair style "
Colleague   2: "Oh yeah. Jason Statham's look is the best. I might go for it."
Colleague   1: "yaar, he's different. He looks like a stud"
Colleague   2: "main bhi tho stud hoon"
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Manager: What is it that takes so much time?
Lead: I don't think it should be done this way.
Manager: Then how do you think it should be done ?
Lead: We should write E-R diagrams
Manager: Then do it within half an hour.
Lead: ??
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Manager: C'mon yaar. Do it faster. It's already late.
Programmer: But how can I document it first and then code it later. That's Weird.
Manager: It is possible.
Programmer: It is better I code it and document simultaneously.
Manager: No. Document it right now.

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