Desperate Me!!

While I was studying Intermediate(or +1 / +2), I was pretty amused by this girl called 'Santa'. I wanted to strike a conversation with her somehow. But I lacked the guts to just go and talk to her. So I became friends with this guy called 'Suzee', who was a very good friend of Santa.
I talked to Suzee about my crush on her and asked him to introduce me. Suzee understood my plight and said he will introduce me to her. But that cannot happen in college. Because my college is pretty clumpsy place. So he came up with an idea, that he will talk to her about me and give me her phone number.
He asked me to call her up at exactly 7PM. By that time, he would have told her about me, so that I can catch up a conversation with her, right away on the phone.
That's pretty cool. But something was fishy in the plan. I never really cared about the fishy part and focused a bit too much on how and what should I talk to Santa.

I was pretty scared to call up, in spite of all of the assurance Suzee gave me. I called her up, though I was trembling with fear.

Santa: Hello
Me: Hello, Hi , ... hmm..
Santa: Yeah, who's this ?
Me: Hey, It's me !!
Santa: Sorry , I didn't recognize you. Could you please tell me who this is ?
Me: Didn't Suzee tell you ?
Santa: Suzee ?? What did Suzee had to tell me ?
Me: I am Sunny.
Santa: Sunny ??!!!!@! Sunny who ??
Me: Aaam .. Hmm.. !!! Suzee , didn't he call you ?
Santa: No. But who are you ?
Me: (As if I was in a speed reading competition) I am your classmate, I sit right behind you. You must have seen me with Suzee.
Santa: No.
Me: okay. (I wanted to say to say sorry, but I said) Thanks!!!
I really did not have any idea why I said that.

She hung up the phone.

I never spoke to her again. Neither did I catch up with Suzee after my college.